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Bizarre Love Triangle

I realize I'm waaaaaaaay late to the party on this, but I've just now realized how great those "to catch a sex predator" shows are. The ones where the FBI poses online as a 13-year old girl and lures some sex predator to a house where they're caught on camera and busted by the local cops.

There was one on the other night where NBC found out that the guy they lured to the house had actually been talking dirty to more than one FBI agent at a time.

My initial thought is - you think one FBI agent's feelings are just a little bit hurt that the guy felt the need to look for love with a different 13 year old girl? Like, maybe their skills at posing as a prepubescent temptress weren't up to par?

Think that was an awkward day at the FBI offices the next day when the two officers sat next to each other in the morning meeting? Like, one of them shot the other the "oh, so you're the one he left me for" glance?

And yes, there is a special level of hell for dudes who troll for little girls so much that they actually manage to run into two agents at once. That is dedication.