« Home | Neko-Philia » | The King of Ray's » | The Gnarliest Gladiator » | Neko at Night » | My Apologies... » | Beard of Bees » | Need Tax Advice? » | Happy Opening Day! » | Idol Live Blog » | If I Can't Change Your Mind »

Abstinence Breakthrough!

A new study released today demonstrates that the $176 million annually the government spends on teen abstinence programs is completely ineffective. The study, however, suggested that the best way to remain abstinent as a teen is to look like this:

SIDE NOTE: In describing how the programs were evaluated, the report on page 14 talks about the "Abstinence Program Duration and Intensity." It's no wonder nobody can stay abstinent when even the report describing the programs is filthy.