Every night, my kids get to watch a TV show before they go to bed. Recently, my son has been saying "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus" every night when the show gets started. I thought "hey, maybe the kid is getting an early start in religion."
What I realized later is that he was actually responding to an advertisement that runs before every episode of the show. That would be an ad for Chuck E. Cheese's. He's saying "cheese's" over and over and over.
So it looks like it's going to take thousands of dollars' worth of a Catholic education for me to teach him the difference between this guy:
And this guy: