Caught in a Jam
Rewind to about a month ago, when I was at a bar to see a friend of mine who had come into town for a day. A bunch of his friends got together to celebrate his return. In the midst of the evening, I ended up talking to two nice girls with whom I shared a common friend. (These two were among a host of both males and females I ended up meeting that night.)
After the show last night, my wife and I are walking to our car, and of course - we bump into these two girls. I couldn't remember their names, but one of them said, "Chris... right?" I immediately sensed trouble.
What followed was perhaps the most awkward attempt ever of introducing people to your wife.
"Hey, Honey... these are some girls... uhhhhh..... that I met in a bar. Girls that I met in a bar, this is my wife."
Fortunately, I think all involved recognized the weirdness, and had a good laugh. Although I have a little pain in my neck for being forced to sleep on the couch.