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Pizza Subterfuge

In the year or so that it's been open, my wife and I have grown to be fans of the Roman Candle pizzeria in Middleton. A couple weeks ago, we got together with our neighbors and decided to order a pizza from there. I looked at the menu, and decided on a pizza they call the "Animal Lovers."

As it turns out the "Animal Lovers" pizza is actually for vegetarians. It's "animal lovers" as in "I really wouldn't want to hurt that poor animal," not "man, these animals are tasty!"

So consider yourself warned. They really need to change the name of that pizza.