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Calibrating The Obama Supporter Continuum

Recent revelations about Barack Obama's minister, Jeremiah Wright, have forced the political world to go back and re-calibrate the Obama-Meter to try to place his supporters in order of coherence. After a complicated mathematical formula was devised, the continuum now looks like this: