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Michael Vick's Big Turnaround

Seeing this headline at ESPN.com instantly provoked a lot of questions with me:

PETA says Vick took, passed course on preventing animal cruelty

Exactly what kind of "course" teaches you how not to torture animals? Is this part of a Master's degree program at UWM?

Here's a tip for lesson number one: If what you are doing results in dogs being drowned or electrocuted, it is probably animal cruelty.

Who are these people that attend this class? Can I take it and get a certificate as a registered non-dog torturer? I think that would look good on a resume.