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Looks That Kill

I was perusing some of my older CDs today, and ran across Motley Crue's "Shout at the Devil." In looking at the cover, I was noticing that all the guys in the band really had the glam look down. The whole '80s hair band effeminate look. That is, all of them except Mick Mars. He's just a terrible, terrible looking woman. Honestly, if I were to run into the Crue at a bar, he'd be the only one I'd have a chance to hook up with. See below:






The question is: At the time, do you think he was upset at being an ugly female, or did he carry it around as a badge of honor? Is being able to pass as a reasonably good looking chick a bonus? I could go either way on this. I need convincing.