« Home | Passing Observation » | I Needed Chelsea » | An Unfortunate Choice of Words » | More Packer Odds n' Ends » | Now Accepting Tickets » | Fox News Debate, January 10th » | Smokin' Obama » | Partying Like it's 2000 » | The Woman Who Changed the World » | The Blink of a Lie »

Dorkfest '90

While most high school juniors are getting jobs and talking to "girls," my friends and I used to stage slam dunk contests at my friend Dennis' house. We'd film them, then go in his house and watch them in slow motion to see how much "air" we were getting. This is what dorks did before the internet was invented: (all of the dunks are me, incidentally.)

Amazing that no girl ever dated me, huh? And for the record, I just stole a minute of your life.