Who is Looking Out for the Stupid?
Here's a commercial. Prepare yourself to be the opposite of entertained:
As it turns out, the movie is the epic piece of trash it appears.
But lo and behold, guess what the #1 movie of the weekend was? That's right - "Meet the Spartans" checked in at $18 million, slightly ahead of the similarly cerebral "Rambo." I think it's safe to say that if you had $8.00 and chose to spend it on "Meet the Spartans" over "Juno," "There Will Be Blood," or "No Country for Old Men," you should be eligible for a government-subsidized lobotomy.
So obviously, stupid people are drawn to this movie like moths to a flame. And the studio is more than willing to take their money. So my question is this: Who is looking out for the morons?
The nation's economy is about to go in the tank because of the housing crisis - mostly caused by people who were unaware of the terms of their mortgages. Apparently they were absent in math class the day math was taught. In any event, banks are being vilified for "preying" on these simpletons - for offering them the chance to own a home, which they couldn't do under the terms of a standard mortgage.
I see no difference between that situation and "Meet the Spartans." Hollywood throws out nauseating garbage like meat to the wolves and rips stupid people off. Americans (mostly young, I would hope) spent $18 million to see this trash, when they could have been saving up for college. Actually, scratch that - I can't say that with a straight face. The kids seeing this movie aren't setting foot near a college campus.
I just hope everyone has the same animus toward movie studios as they do mortgage bankers, for stealing money from these people. There are no good guys in this story.
This post also gives me the chance to display this, which is kind of funny: